FuckYeahTubbyBoys

nowirehangers:

(via bearsimjealousof)

what I hope to look like in 20 years.

What I hope men in general look like in 20 years.

chuckhistory:

Dear American Apparel and Butt Magazine, 

I recently came across this article about the launch of your new line of beach towels featuring Butt models.

I do not wish to insult your taste. These towels are very nice, but if you really want to make some money (that’s what it’s all about right), you will consider including this beach towel featuring my likeness to your collection.

There are dozens of people out there who would love to dry their asses with my face. Trust me. Plus, I will bring a playfulness to the project that just isn’t there right now. What is the beach about if it’s not playfulness? In Spanish beach is, “playa.” Don’t be a “playa” hater!

Think about it.  

I await your reply,

Chuck McCarthy

youngcubs:

vooduude:

HEY

yes!

I already called dibs. Sorry, Internet.

My friend has submitted her brother for our viewing pleasure.

Fantastic tubby boy specimen, yes?

fuckyeahchesthair:

geaux:

inspirations include:

david hasselhoff

chewbacca

the cloverfield monster

This is fantastic

daniellamb:

I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay.

ursius:

Cute airport guy.

You, sir, are a master of the fine art of creepery. Where would the internet be without troopers like you taking pictures of cute boys without their knowledge. I salute you.

This is how it’s done, fellas. By “it”, I mean getting into my bed.

ursius:

synthpopjoe:

old pic of me and an Casio SK-1

oldschool

Dear Cute Boy,

We will listen to you play tiny piano and watch power rangers with you any time you want.

Sincerely,

Management